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Play S1 E1The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Cast: Mark Fischbach, Robert Muyskens, Wade Barnes
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45 episodes
1. HairToday the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.CC47minMay 17, 2021- 2. Body OdorMark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.CC46minMay 24, 2021
- 3. TransportationMark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.CC55minMay 31, 2021
- 4. CampingMark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...CC53minJun 7, 2021
- 5. Fake TechBob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.CC56minJun 14, 2021
- 6. SupernaturalMark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" may have been scarier than the movie itself!CC52minJun 21, 2021
- 7. Bob's FridgeBob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.CC52minJun 28, 2021
- 8. ConventionsOn this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.CC46minJul 5, 2021
- 9. Hold my BeerWade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.CC1 h 0 minJul 12, 2021
- 10. SynchronicityIn front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.CC58minJul 19, 2021
- 11. Perfect CrimeMark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".CC1 h 3 minJul 26, 2021
- 12. Kids are StupidThe guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.CC54minAug 2, 2021
- 13. Happy FuneralsBob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.CC50minAug 9, 2021
- 14. FutureThis week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too will be accurate if they attempt to do the same.CC1 h 4 minAug 16, 2021
- 15. How to make a Best FriendThe guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.CC47minAug 23, 2021
- 16. On Sh*t MomentsThe guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behindCC58minAug 30, 2021
- 17. How Dare YouTough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cross them.CC59minSep 6, 2021
- 18. Dreams & NightmaresThe guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.CC56minSep 13, 2021
- 19. King of MeatFollowing the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.CC1 h 8 minSep 20, 2021
- 20. Life PlanThe guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.CC57minSep 27, 2021
- 21. Lies from ParentsFrom coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.CC51minOct 4, 2021
- 22. Dating AdviceWade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.CC1 h 9 minOct 11, 2021
- 23. Dangerous CoastersThe guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.CC57minOct 18, 2021
- 24. I Was Wrong...The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...CC53minOct 25, 2021
- 25. Fears & FetishesSharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.CC58minNov 1, 2021
- 26. Old MenLet's face it: Mark, Bob and Wade are getting - up there.CC54minNov 8, 2021
- 27. We Are All Going To DieBirds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?CC53minNov 15, 2021
- 28. Young & StupidThe guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!CC53minNov 22, 2021
- 29. That One GuyCampfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?CC57minNov 29, 2021
- 30. Never Give UpMark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.CC52minDec 6, 2021
- 31. Humanity Is BadBob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.CC49minDec 13, 2021
- 32. Christmas Gone WrongThe guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.CC52minDec 20, 2021
- 33. Failed ResolutionsMark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.CC55minDec 27, 2021
- 34. The Perfect MealThe guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.CC53minJan 3, 2022
- 35. Cryptids Are ScaryMark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.CC52minJan 10, 2022
- 36. Bad HabitsFrom nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.CC1 h 1 minJan 17, 2022
- 37. Beware The Candy Uncle...Inspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.CC58minJan 24, 2022
- 38. Funniest Joke In The WorldAfter reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world, with Mark ultimately turning to AI for assistance.CC51minJan 31, 2022
- 39. Waste Of MoneyThe guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.CC56minFeb 7, 2022
- 40. The Distractible ThreesomeIn honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".CC1 h 0 minFeb 14, 2022
- 41. The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode EverBob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, thanks for asking.CC56minFeb 21, 2022
- 42. Criminally SubliminalLove them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Distractible.CC1 h 3 minFeb 28, 2022
- 43. Hill I Will Die OnPrepare for a lot of hot takes as the guys explore their own and argue about them.CC57minMar 7, 2022
- 44. Pet StoriesThe guys reminisce about hilarious and chaotic pet-related memories.CC1 h 5 minMar 14, 2022
- 45. Disappointing Our ParentsQuitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.CC1 h 1 minMar 21, 2022
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The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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- Mark Fischbach, Robert Muyskens, Wade Barnes
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