Delinquent Hamsters
Mohawk? Check. Pompadour? Check. Unbridled ambition to be the most crudely cool hamsters around? DOUBLE CHECK. Regent and Mohawk might be small and fluffy, but that won’t hold them back as they try to become the most delinquent hamsters around!
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110 episodes
- 1. Delinquent HamstersRegent’s sunflower seeds have gone missing. Mohawk’s cheeks are suspiciously large. You do the math.CC2minMar 16, 2013
- 2. Turf WarMohawk has claimed the sleeping hut as his own, but Regent ain’t gonna take that lying down… because he wants to lie down in that hut, dammit!CC2minApr 28, 2013
- 3. Tall TalesIt’s time to decide, once and for all, who’s the most hardcore delinquent around.CC3minJun 26, 2013
- 4. Lady Friend!Mohawk and Regent have a way with the ~ladies~.CC3minSep 1, 2013
- 5. Introducing KohaiThere’s a new hamster in town. He’s got a great perm, but it takes more than a punky haircut to be a delinquent. Regent and Mohawk gotta take this ‘kohai’ under their wing…CC3minJul 17, 2014
- 6. Delinquent Hamsters Kablam!History repeats itself… only this time Kohai is along for the sunflower-seed-covered ride.CC3minJul 21, 2014
- 7. Dusty BroWhat the hell is that pink thing??CC3minSep 29, 2014
- 8. ShowdownThe hamsters shove sunflower seeds into their mouths to see who’s most delinquent. Yes, that makes perfect sense. SHUT UP.CC3minDec 2, 2014
- 9. A Battle for FreedomPlaytime’s over, and the delinquent hamsters mean business — because they want more freakin’ playtime!CC3minJan 20, 2015
- 10. A Good Night's SleepThe delinquents’ sleeping arrangements get a major upgrade. Chaos ensues. I mean, what’d you expect? For the hamsters to just get along or whatever? HA HA HA… no.CC3minFeb 25, 2015
- 11. Youthful IndiscretionKohai climbs to new heights. And then he can’t figure out how to get down again. WHOOPS.CC4minMar 23, 2015
- 12. ImpactHamsters are definitely the most impressive animals around, right? Right?? … RIGHT?!?!!CC2minApr 29, 2015
- 13. The CushionDo not underestimate the powers of the cushion. Not even delinquents are immune to its sorcery!CC3minMay 5, 2015
- 14. The Uninvited GuestGET OFF OUR TURF YOU STUPID PIGEON.CC3minJul 1, 2015
- 15. The New ToyRegent has a …special… way of claiming a carboard tube as his own. Ewwwwwww.CC3minJul 15, 2015
- 16. Youthful Indiscretion 2Kohai plummets to new depths. And then he can’t figure out how to climb out again. How the hell does he keep getting himself into these situations??!CC3minAug 7, 2015
- 17. IndividualityKiyomasa comes calling. He needs advice from the delinquents. It goes about as well as you’d expect from a show like this.CC3minAug 22, 2015
- 18. Mystery Object XWhat the heck is that wheel thing??CC3minSep 23, 2015
- 19. The Brown StadiumThe delinquents acquire a clubhouse. Chaos ensues. What, you’re surprised? You really need to stop expecting better of these hamsters, dude.CC3minOct 10, 2015
- 20. The Cherry IncidentThe delinquents try a new food. They… like it? Maybe? It’s hard to tell, honestly.CC3minNov 7, 2015
- 21. Operation Baked PotatoOperation Sweet Potato is underway, and (predictably) Kohai gets the short end of the stick… er, potato? Spit-covered tissue bridge? Maybe? Something like that.CC3minNov 23, 2015
- 22. Battle at the WindowDIDN’T WE SCARE YOU OFF LAST TIME??? UGH! GO THE HECK AWAY, YOU STUPID PIGEON!!!CC3minDec 12, 2015
- 23. Butt KickingTemperature control in the sleeping hut is Serious Business for delinquents.CC3minDec 18, 2015
- 24. The Brown Stadium 2The delinquents find another clubhouse. We’ll give you three guesses as to how that goes, and the first two don’t count.CC3minDec 26, 2015
- 25. The Call of the CushionMan, that cushion really messes up the delinquents’ image, doesn’t it? But it’s just so soooooft…CC3minJan 9, 2016
- 26. Samurai HamsterKiyomasa returns for more advice, against all odds and his own best interest.CC3minJan 29, 2016
- 27. The Missing TreatsKohai reveals an innovative method of storing food… very familiar-looking food… HEY, WAIT A MINUTE —CC3minFeb 13, 2016
- 28. Fluffy RapperTHE HAMSTERS RAP. The hamsters rap in this episode; what else is there to say?? They’re hamsters and they rap.CC3minMar 5, 2016
- 29. Tummy CrisisMohawk has a tummy ache. Regent and Kohai rush to the rescue. Delinquents take care of their own!CC3minMar 20, 2016
- 30. Bob Cuts By the WindowWHAT THE?! THE PIGEON IS BACK AGAIN?!? OH, THAT DOES IT. TIME TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS (and maybe the bob haircuts, though hopefully things won’t come to that).CC3minApr 24, 2016
- 31. Dreams of BobsWait. What happened to everybody’s hair? And why is everybody acting weird?! WHAT IS HAPPENING???!CC3minMay 9, 2016
- 32. Butt KickingTemperature control in the sleeping hut is still Serious Business for delinquents.CC3minMay 20, 2016
- 33. Operation MelonOperation Melon is underway, but this time Kohai won’t let Regent and Pompadour make a fool of him!CC3minJun 17, 2016
- 34. Ultra HumidityHot weather leads to a hair disaster for the delinquents. Especially Regent and Mohawk.CC3minJul 6, 2016
- 35. Midnight EscapeThe hamsters go for a midnight stroll. Let’s just hope their shenanigans don’t wake Kinkuma…CC3minAug 6, 2016
- 36. Delinquent DreamsKohai can’t sleep. Luckily Regent and Pompadour are having some very entertaining dreams. Where’s the popcorn when you need it…CC3minSep 17, 2016
- 37. A Delinquent ElectionThe delinquents need a leader, so they host an election. Too bad they’re really bad at math…CC3minOct 15, 2016
- 38. Tale of Two CookiesTwo cookies. Three hamsters. The delinquents aren’t great at math, but even they know those numbers don’t add up.CC3minOct 22, 2016
- 39. My NameWinter is coming. If they’re to survive, the delinquents must train their brains!CC3minOct 28, 2016
- 40. The Shaking MachineThe delinquents discover a weird device. It rumbles… sometimes. Guess they gotta bide their time with a wordgame…CC3minNov 10, 2016
- 41. The Shogun HamsterThere’s an interloper on the delinquents’ turf! Good thing gutsy Kiyomasa is there to back them up.CC3minNov 25, 2016
- 42. A Battle for Freedom - WinterPlaytime’s over, but once again, the delinquents aren’t giving playtime up without a fight!CC3minDec 9, 2016
- 43. Christmas Eve PunksThe delinquents receive a confusing Christmas present. Dude, it’s like looking in a mirror…CC3minDec 22, 2016
- 44. Delinquent Style“Delinquent.” What does it mean? And who’s that mysterious figure coming this way??CC3minJan 6, 2017
- 45. Gramps StyleGramps (a new, old friend) shares his wisdom with the delinquents. Will Regent, Mohawk and Kohai become delinquents once again?CC3minJan 12, 2017
- 46. A Plump Ham or Fat KohaiKohai has gained weight. No big deal… except now he gets extra playtime. Regent and Mohawk hatch a plan to cash in on the fun…CC3minJan 19, 2017
- 47. Gourmet MusketeersMohawk doesn’t appreciate snacktime the way that he should. Regent and Kohai investigate.CC3minJan 26, 2017
- 48. Side Parted MelancholyRegent has a bad hairday, with unexpectedly straitlaced results.CC3minFeb 2, 2017
- 49. Valentine's Day DelusionThe delinquents discuss the true meaning of Valentine’s Day.CC3minFeb 9, 2017
- 50. Vacuum BroWhat the hell is that loud thing??CC3minFeb 16, 2017
- 51. His Name…what is Kohai’s real name, anyway?CC3minFeb 23, 2017
- 52. Sneezing FireMohawk’s sneezing fit puts his very identity in danger! The delinquents jump into action, but can they save his signature haircut?CC3minMar 2, 2017
- 53. Show and TellIt’s time for the 19th Show and Tell with Namippo! Who will walk away the victor of this cutthroat competition?CC3minMar 9, 2017
- 54. An Important HairGramps lost his most precious hair! The delinquents are on the case and will replace it come hell or high water!CC3minMar 16, 2017
- 55. Spring Has ComeThe delinquents are graduating… but what are they graduating FROM, exactly?CC3minMar 23, 2017
- 56. Get Those Seeds!An insidious serpent has stolen the delinquents’ sunflower seeds. THIS WILL NOT STAND!CC3minMar 30, 2017
- 57. Kohai the DaydreamerKohai has a dream. It’s weird. But then again, things are rarely ever normal with these hamsters. Better get used to it.CC3minApr 6, 2017
- 58. Specialty PlanningReal delinquents build their own hideouts; everybody knows THAT! But not everybody has brains as small as these hamsters…CC3minApr 13, 2017
- 59. The Center PartMohawk’s bed-head changes him. Or does it? Nobody’s sure. Maybe he’s just grumpy. Oh well.CC3minApr 20, 2017
- 60. Excalibur of MineKiyomasa is on a quest to find the perfect sword. He goes to the delinquents for help. Probably not the best decision he could’ve made, but you do you, samurai-hamster.CC3minApr 27, 2017
- 61. My Narrow RoadGramps introduces / senryu poetry form / to the delinquentsCC3minMay 4, 2017
- 62. Their NameRegent is dead set on changing his name, but he’s going to need some time to adjust — and so will Mohawk and Kohai.CC3minMay 11, 2017
- 63. Playtime CrusadeYet again, the delinquents have hidden behind the tissue box in protest of a shortened playtime. Will Mohawk’s stinky breath save them where so many plans have failed before?CC3minMay 18, 2017
- 64. Rodents Got TalentThe cure for boredom? Karaoke. It’s very delinquent.CC3minMay 25, 2017
- 65. N-1 Grand PrixThe N-1 Grand Prix begins! …oh wait, you don’t know what that is. It’s a contest to make Namippo laugh. Yeah. That’s it.CC3minJun 1, 2017
- 66. We Young HamsMan, these hamsters’ voices don’t sound anything like they used to, do they? The delinquents take a walk down memory lane to see how much they’ve really changed…CC3minJun 8, 2017
- 67. RiddlesThe delinquents decide to PUNish their audience in the most heinous way possible. Truly, these are the most hardcore delinquents in the world.CC3minJun 15, 2017
- 68. Ultra Humidity Strikes BackHot weather leads to a hair disaster for the delinquents. Especially Kohai.CC3minJun 22, 2017
- 69. Voice SwapRegent and Mohawk undergo a transformation that thoroughly confuses Kohai.CC3minJun 29, 2017
- 70. Smooth BavaroisTime to make a wish! But what should the delinquents wish for, anyhow?CC3minJul 6, 2017
- 71. Wondering SamuraiKiyomasa has a dark secret (one that isn’t really a secret at all, but don’t tell him that).CC3minJul 13, 2017
- 72. Hide and go WeepGramps is a hide-and-seek champion and no one will ever find him (or at least these dummy delinquents won’t).CC3minJul 20, 2017
- 73. Playtime DefenseThe delinquents have come up with an ingenious new way to extend their playtime… but they’ve vastly overestimated their brilliance. Like, seriously.CC3minAug 3, 2017
- 74. Flight or FrightA nighttime escapade. That’s nothing a trio of delinquents can’t handle… b-but wh-what’s th-that sh-shadow o-over th-there?!?!?CC3minAug 10, 2017
- 75. The Kiwi IncidentThe delinquents try a new food. The process is just as dramatic as you’d expect.CC3minAug 17, 2017
- 76. Summer Sweat-offWhat the heck is this super hot spot?!?!CC3minAug 24, 2017
- 77. Mohawk the DaydreamerMohawk’s hair soars to new heights as he dreams a really weird dream. Like, it’s seriously strange.CC3minAug 31, 2017
- 78. Delinquent 101Namippo is back, and he’s looking to take a Delinquency 101 class from the delinquents themselves.CC3minSep 7, 2017
- 79. TitlesRegent wants to add a title to his name, but you can’t just give yourself a title. The delinquents will have to band together to think up something great!CC3minSep 21, 2017
- 80. Delinquent AutumnRegent and Mohawk have eaten all of Kohai’s snacks, and he’s out for revenge. Will Regent and Mohawk FALL for his tricks?CC3minSep 28, 2017
- 81. Ham-ham TankaForget senryu. Gramps is all about tanka poetry now! Hell yeah!CC3minOct 5, 2017
- 82. Another Delinquent ElectionTime for another round of elections! It’s Regent vs. Kohai, and Mohawk wields the power of the vote. FEAR MOHAWK’S INFINITE MIGHT AS A CONSTITUENT!!!CC3minOct 12, 2017
- 83. Halloween DilemmaHappy Halloween… but wait. What IS Halloween, exactly? Kiyomasa has the inside scoop.CC3minOct 26, 2017
- 84. Serious CleaningThe sleeping hut has gotten super cramped, so it’s time to do some tidying up. Can the delinquents bear to part with their stuff, though??CC3minNov 2, 2017
- 85. Getting FitAny good delinquent needs some muscle, so the hamsters are gonna get J A C K E D.CC3minNov 16, 2017
- 86. Static PanicFirst humidity, and now this?!?!CC3minNov 23, 2017
- 87. In Search of WarmthWhat the heck is this super cold spot?!?!CC3minNov 30, 2017
- 88. Fine Lounging WeatherCan’t… reach… COOKIE…CC3minDec 7, 2017
- 89. Smartphone BroThe rumbling thing is back! How come Regent gets to stand in the best spot?CC3minDec 14, 2017
- 90. Chris Moose is for Good HamsChris Moose is upon us once again! It’s that time of year when Santa brings presents to good little hams, and the delinquents have been very… uh… um… UH OH.CC3minDec 21, 2017
- 91. A New YearHappy New Year! (Om nom nom.) It’s time to make some resolutions. (Om nom nom!) What do you think the delinquents will do this year? (OM NOM NOM!)CC3minJan 11, 2018
- 92. Delinquency ExamDoes Kohai have what it takes to pass the Delinquency Exam? Wait. Do delinquents even take exams? THIS IS PARADOXICAL AND CONFUSING.CC3minJan 25, 2018
- 93. More Valentine's Day DelusionsIt’s Valentine’s Day, but what’re the delinquents supposed to do when there aren’t any girls around?CC3minFeb 8, 2018
- 94. Delinquent 201Namippo is back for more delinquent lessons, and this time he’s here for a new hairdo… but with the delinquents for stylists, things are bound to get weird.CC3minFeb 22, 2018
- 95. Sleep ShoutingRegent wakes up early (for once) and discovers something interesting about Mohawk.CC3minMar 8, 2018
- 96. Spring Has Sprung!Ah, spring. The time for graduation and moving on… wait, why is Regent making it sound like this show is ending? But we have so many episodes left!!CC2minApr 6, 2018
- 97. Club RecruitmentKohai has a very important decision to make. Luckily Mohawk and Regent make it easy for him.CC3minApr 19, 2018
- 98. Better TreatsThe delinquents deserve better snacks, dammit, and they’ll have to pull out all the stops to get ‘em!CC3minMay 10, 2018
- 99. The Samurai and the ButterflyWell, great. This ding-dang butterfly just HAD to visit on the same day as Kiyomasa! Looks like the delinquents will have to scare the interloper off… by any means necessary.CC3minMay 31, 2018
- 100. Well-mannered HamstersIn celebration of our 100th episode, it’s “Well-mannered Hamsters!” Will the delinquents enjoy this new twist on an old fav? (Hint: Probably not.)CC2minJun 28, 2018
- 101. Summer FeelingsMohawk just wants to enjoy summer, dammit! Can the delinquents help him feel those good summer vibes?CC3minJul 12, 2018
- 102. The Call of the BananaDaddy brought bananas for the hams! But do bananas taste better now, or will they taste better later? Gramps has the inside scoop.CC3minJul 26, 2018
- 103. Take this Summer Greeting!What are midsummer check-ins all about, anyway? What even ARE they, really? And why the hell is Kohai so damn evil???CC3minAug 9, 2018
- 104. Delinquent ShoppingBut wait; there’s more! Now it’s time for… Delinquent Shopping!CC3minSep 6, 2018
- 105. Smartphone Bro 2Uh oh. Looks like the delinquents went and pissed off Smartphone Bro! But what have they done to make him so mad?CC3minSep 20, 2018
- 106. Samurai BluesKiyomasa tries to talk some sense into the delinquents regarding their latest scheme. It backfires. It really, really backfires.CC3minOct 4, 2018
- 107. Rock, Paper, ScissorsThe delinquents decide to invent their own version of rock-paper-scissors. Too bad “woodchips-sunflower seeds-Mohawk’s butt hair” doesn’t have the same ring to it.CC3minOct 18, 2018
- 108. Delinquent HalloweenTRICK OR TREAT! Hand over all your snacks and nobody gets hurt!CC3minOct 25, 2018
- 109. More Delinquent DreamsRegent’s insomnia leads to unexpected entertainment (but what else is new?).CC3minNov 8, 2018
- 110. Youthful FinaleA role reversal inspires a look into the delinquents’ past. Look how much they’ve grown! D’awww!CC3minDec 6, 2018
Delinquent Hamsters
20132 seasons160 episodesEnded
Mohawk? Check. Pompadour? Check. Unbridled ambition to be the most crudely cool hamsters around? DOUBLE CHECK. Regent and Mohawk might be small and fluffy, but that won’t hold them back as they try to become the most delinquent hamsters around!
